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She’s a my birthday too!!
So…I had my birthday which, up until the day of had been perfect. But God knew nothing can be perfect for me, not yet at least. I woke up to find out that my car needed to go into the shop and $600...
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Brain Turd
Me. So…do bad things come in threes or is it only celebrity deaths? I hope, for my sake, that it’s both because I feel like the rabbit that got it’s foot chopped off, unlucky! In less than 2 weeks...
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Crazy Baby Voiced Whores
She would be wearing a pearl necklace. So…I hate women with baby voices. This seems to be a modern trend for women to make their voices sound like a little girl’s, I think it started with Marilyn...
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The Whore Truth and Nothing But
Sing me a sweet song of justice Jerry Orbach. So…today I got to let my eyebrows do their best Jack McCoy because I was in court. Oh yea, it was a blasty blast. I was suing my crazy ex-roommate. Before...
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Hold On
No more texting in movie theaters EVER!!!! So…I want to preface this post by saying that I’m not an uptight prude, I’m just not a raging slut. There is a middle ground. While waiting to get my car’s...
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You Won’t Like Me When I’m Angry
So… Day 6 is pet peeve day!!! Prepare yourselves for what could possibly be the longest entry EVER! There are so many things that piss me off and so little time to write about them all. DO NOT CROWD...
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Cruel Summer
Not exactly a photo from July 2010, but right before the start of my cruel, cruel summer. So…where was I last year at this time? Dealing with the craziest person I’ve ever met, my ex-roommate. I don’t...
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I Bet You Think This Post Is About You…Don’t You?
THINK about this next time you don't wash your hands...then wash them, idiot. So…something I learned is the day’s topic. I learn new things everyday. Plus, I already post a new daily factoid on this...
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